BACK….

So where I had left off was my first tinder hook up.

Turns out me and J actually hit it off for about 6 months and then all the games begun….

So he turned out to be a super nice guy who i could have had a potential relationship with. It turns out I was the problem, I was the one who was still sprung up on my military boy. After 2 months he had asked me to commit fully and I just couldn’t do it. Then a couple of months go by and a wonderful birthday that we spent together and I even got a really nice gift and then BOOM two days after halloween and weekend of good sex and fun together, he tells me “i’m getting back with my Ex.” WHAT THE FUCK!

I sat in his car and cried out like a baby and repeatedly said “I’m ready now, I’m ready” His reasoning was logical but damn boy we couldn’t discuss this before you instantly moved on? His reasoning was basically that he spent 7 months waiting for me and then realized that he was getting older and ready to settle. Oh did i forget to mention that he said his Ex was actually his EX FIANCE! Jerk!

Me and him have still remained friends and there’s absolutely no bitter blood between us.

Next post will discuss the new fling i have with a coworker!

Crickets…

So it’s been about 4 days and I haven’t heard a word from him. Although this is great for me because I’m starting to fizzle down from him. It does make me think how crazy we actually were for each other.

I mean it’s only a week and we barely talk. Maybe we are just sexually attracted to eachother? But it doesn’t make sense because when he’s home we are constantly in contact and constantly talking and staying engaged and spend everyday together. Maybe he’s going through an adjustment phase being back at the base?  I don’t know but one thing I sure do know is it’s making mind all dizzy.

I’ve decided that lm not going to reach out to him at all, I’m kind of curious to see how long he can go with reaching out or if he will reach out!  So we will keep track so far 4 days…

Him being non existent is helping me to move on. Although, it sure does sadden me that this chapter of my life may just be over, that only means one thing It’s time to start writing a new one!

I guess silence helps the heart heal! 

One week your having sex next week your lonely & being a fat ass…

So the man that this blog is basically based on is finally gone. He shipped off to the military, currently in basic training in Georgia. So we left off on a great note. Spent ALOT of time together before he had left, which ultimately made things a lot harder for me.

So, he left last Tuesday and it had hit me real hard that following Thursday while I was sitting on my couch being a fat ass and eating Belgian chocolate ice cream. This thought crossed my mind literally word for word “Damn last Thursday I was being a slutty slut on this couch and now I’m being fat and eating ice cream and feeling lonely and depressed all at the same time!”

Yeah I know a humorous yet sad thought. I literally laughed and then frowned. But it’s true and I’m having a difficult time adjusting to him not being around.

I’m starting to miss the snuggles, hugs, kissing, the constant contact, someone to go out to eat with, someone to be silly with…wow writing this down makes me realize these are all the things you would do with a boyfriend. Not going to lie it felt that way for his last two weeks given two days where I wanted to stab him LOL. We were basically acting as if we were in a relationship but we weren’t at all!

This whole experience made me realize that being in a relationship is the one thing that is missing from my life! Ha I can’t believe I finally admitted that. It’s all right though none of my bitches can read this anyway so I basically just admitted that to myself! But don’t tell anyone.  LOL

I’m happy that he’s finally living out his dream but selfishly I wish he was here To fill that void. We probably wouldn’t be as happy with each other if there wasn’t a deadline though. That deadline made him and myself take notice to how much we care about each other and aside from all the drama how much we actually enjoy spending time with each other. But if he never left for the military I probably wouldn’t be able to deal with him, being that he’s a major player and loves the games. But those last two weeks I saw a side of him that I had never seen before and it made me fall for him yet again!!!

All that being said…I miss him and I officially hate being lonely.

Sincerely, A 26 yr old female who’s about to sit on the couch and eat another tub of ice cream!

Intimidated by his beauty….

So I have this neighbor. Lets just say he’s 6’8 and 270 pounds of delicious looking manly motherfucking muscle. I know this precise info because I have stalked his life for the past 48 hrs. According to his description on Instagram he’s also a personal trainer  which explains the ridiculously hot body not to mention the side swept hair and a light beard…The fucking sexiest man I’ve ever seen in my whole entire life no exxageration.

So this fucking sexy neighbor of mine has suddenly peeked some interest in me, so we both drive the same car…STRIKEEEEE one we have something in common I repeat something in common. FYI- this is the hottest man that has ever peeked interest in me. Proceed…So he has tried about 4-5 times to flirt with me and OMG I freeze every time he looks in my direction. I have a very bubbly loud and happy personality and I’m actually pretty funny and have a witty send of humor…but I become retarded whenever he looks at me or talks to me I literally can’t speak, I stutter and I blush too. He must think Im autistic I swear.

So I was casually walking my dog on Sunday afternoon and I had just came from dinner with friends and I have on this low cut V-neck romper which makes my butt look F-A-B. Now I know I look cute so I cross the street and I walk passed him Mind you he’s shirtless and immediately I get nervous and pretend to be checking emails. So this older man standing next to him tries to pet my dog. That little bitch was nasty and barking but that bitch sparked up conversation.

So, He started talking to me acting like he’s a dog lover and interested in my dog. He called her a cute shitzshu ummm she’s a yorkie. But, I wouldn’t care if he thought she was a rat! So Whenever I see him all I think is damn SEX with him would probably be so fucking amazing. So he said something like “this little thing is so tough barking at big people” I replied “yeah she has a thing for BIG THINGS” and then I def gave this skanky smile without even realizing that came out so perverted. So he looks at me so seductively and gives me a little chuckle and winks at me. MY VAGINA MELTED!!!!!

He kept smiling at me and making eye contact and saying these cute little remarks as the rest of the male neighbors were so intrigued by my 6 lb yorkie. ALL I THOUGHT WAS HE WANTS IT! Dude you can have its free! Here take it right now! So I haven’t seen him since but i’m dying too! I just want to be like heres my number…but I’m such a wuss and can’t speak or act properly when he looks my way…Really? IM SUCH A DUMBASS… I can’t believe I let someones beauty intimidate me. Girl your 26 and confident why do you shut down in front of this sexy beast!!!

Tinder-ly Ever after…

Just kidding…I really don’t understand how people rely on Tinder for finding the one or just someone to date. I mean I personally haven’t had any success with Tinder but I know this one chick who seriously only uses tinder to find someone to date and her success with Tinder amazes me!

I’ve even questioned her about it and I even asked for advice on how the heck do I find a hot guy to date through this app. I can’t believe my life has come to using an app to find someone to date.

The problem is that I feel so much pressure to settle down so looking for someone to date is now a mission. Honestly, I don’t believe in looking for it, even though I find myself on tinder, which is a major ego booster. I like to think that you shouldn’t have to be on the prowl or look for love I feel like its something you just happen to stumble upon. Its something that should happen naturally instead of forcing it.

Crushed Ego…

So…Long time no write!

Lets just say that reality had snapped in to me and I had to take a moment to realize that I was a fool for falling for someone who wasn’t even worth my time. I’m disappointed in myself because I feel that at 26 years old I should freaking know better. I think I was basing this whole situation on my wants (relationship, attention, SEX and a future fucking husband) vs. my needs (A genuine, honest, loving, caring, mature man and a future fucking husband)

Weird thing is that I still see this person from time to time and I honestly feel absolutely not a thing. #awesome

Something I could never grasp as a growing human being was throwing away friendships. Last, I thought we were good friends but that just goes to show that I was clearly not that important. I also get the vibe that I was being used. Which crushed my fucking Ego. I have a huge heart and I still have not learned that sometimes you shouldn’t over extend yourself. Clearly its a visual trend with this d-bag. Mutual friends, which is how I know its a trend with multiple girls. Really your approaching 30 years old time to drop the old ass habits and man the fuck up. Then again not everyone can grow up!

Not only is our friendship not existent but that asshole is kind of rude, mean, disrespectful and bitter but tends to be nice when its convenient for him. Hey asshole, i’m not a moron and I can see right through you and I know how you operate! Smart chick is back and on the prowl for that dude who will treat her right and its definitely not YOU! Asshole!

Favorite word in this post- Asshole!

Friends With Benefits…

Friends With benefits …

So I took it upon my self to find a definition of what Friends with benefits means And yes I used urban dictionary. Not the greatest but who even needs a definiton on this.

Friends with benefits-Two friends who have a sexual relationship without being emotionally involved. Typically two good friends who have casual sex without a monogamous relationship or any kind of commitment.

Okay, a pretty self explanatory definition. So heres my deal, 9 out of 10 times the girls fall for the dude.

Well, I basically defined this for the men out there because they don’t understand how we fall for them.

Well, let me explain to you how this happens. When two friends simply agree to just have sex and sex only, it should simply be SEX ONLY!

So heres a few tips for you men out there who help us females fall for you-

  • DON’T hold her hand or caress her hair or whisper her sweet nothings. You doing so causes the females to fall for all the sweet crap.
  • DON’T text her asking how her day is going unless you’re going to follow up with want to have sex later?
  • DON’T tell her how hot she looked in that selfie she took earlier!
  • You shouldn’t tell her how much you like her and then say we would probably  never work. (thats giving her hope that theres a possibility)
  • DO NOT Snuggle her up after sex and hug and hold her.
  • DO NOT cock block her! Clearly if you do so there are some attachment issues there and you don’t even know it.

These simple things will lead to females catching feeling for you. To avoid that just keep it SEX ONLY!

You men lead us to fail at these Friends With benefits relationships and you don’t even know it!

FYI-  I’ve had a successful Friends With Benefits relationship that was simply just sex for about a year and a half and it was the best! Then, I  had one where the moron didn’t understand the meaning of Friends With Benefits and just lead me to a trap of heart ache.

Any opinions on this topic both from the male and female perspective?

And more tips would be nice to!